What’s summer without a scream-filled, flesh-tearing, bikini-bearing shark film? June 2017, apparently. I had high hopes for 47 Meters Down,…
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It Comes at Night [Review by SpecialK]
I’ll never forget my first English class. I mean my first real English class. I’m not talking about when your…
Alien: Covenant [Review by SpecialK]
The setting? The far reaches of space, of course. The characters? A loveable bunch of couples with far too much…
Phoenix Forgotten [Review by SpecialK]
One of my favorite horror movies, if not my absolute favorite, is Lake Mungo, an unexpected little gem of an…
Haus, Parsi, Specialk, and CLGJr LIVE BLOG the 2017 Oscars
You know the drill. Another year, another trip around the sun, and it’s all for THIS. We here at The Parsing Haus…
XX [Review by SpecialK]
Ladies, gather ’round. That’s right, circle up. Vanessa and Susie, put down the feather pillows, let’s not fight. Becky, those…