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The Lodge [Review by SpecialK]

When you’ve seen as many horror films as I have, you start to notice that most of them follow a…

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specialkFebruary 8, 2020February 8, 2020
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The Turning [Review by SpecialK]

There are a few reasons to see a horror movie: to get scared is one, for sure. Maybe to watch…

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Underwater [Review by SpecialK]

I’ll admit it: monster movies aren’t for everyone. You have to enjoy being terrified by the idea of being eclipsed…

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specialkJanuary 9, 2020
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Black Christmas (2019) [Review by SpecialK]

Nope. Just . . . no. I’ve now saved you one hour and thirty-two minutes of runtime, plus the additional…

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specialkDecember 12, 2019
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Doctor Sleep [Review by SpecialK]

Stephen King. Stanley Kubrick. Sequel almost four decades later. One of these things is not like the other, and if…

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specialkNovember 8, 2019
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Countdown [Review by SpecialK]

Well it’s official—pumpkins have been plucked by flannel-clad couples, farmers’ markets are full of mini-supermen getting pushed in strollers, and…

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Last 20 Reviews

  • Summary Judgment – The Front Room, Trap, and Oddity [Review by SpecialK] September 6, 2024
  • Blink Twice [Review by SpecialK] August 22, 2024
  • Twisters and Alien: Romulus [Twofer Review by SpecialK] August 15, 2024
  • Cuckoo [Review by SpecialK] August 8, 2024
  • Six Month Summary Judgment – 11 Horror Films of 2024 [Review by SpecialK] June 29, 2024
  • Summary Judgment – Insidious: The Red Door, Arctic Void, and Deadstream July 9, 2023
  • The Boogeyman and Dark Nature [Twofer Review by SpecialK] June 5, 2023
  • Smile [Review by SpecialK] October 5, 2022
  • Barbarian [Review by SpecialK] September 6, 2022
  • Nope [Review by SpecialK] July 21, 2022
  • Men [Review by SpecialK] May 21, 2022
  • Sundance Twofer: You Won’t Be Alone and Hatching [Review by SpecialK] January 23, 2022
  • Sundance Twofer: Speak No Evil and Fresh [Review by SpecialK] January 22, 2022
  • The Matrix Resurrections [Review by Haus] December 24, 2021
  • Summary Judgment–Halloween Kills, The Medium, V/H/S/94, and The Night House October 14, 2021
  • Don’t Breathe 2 [Review by SpecialK] August 12, 2021
  • Summary Judgment – The Empty Man, The Queen of Black Magic, and A Nightmare Wakes February 1, 2021
  • Summary Judgment – The Lie, Black Box, Rent-A-Pal, and Spiral October 5, 2020
  • Summary Judgment – La Llorona, Host, and All Things Shudder August 25, 2020
  • The Beach House [Review by SpecialK] July 12, 2020

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