World peace. Never-ending financial security. Unlimited wishes. If you paused to reflect for a few moments, I’m sure you could…
ParsingHaus REVIEWS
47 Meters Down [Review by SpecialK]
What’s summer without a scream-filled, flesh-tearing, bikini-bearing shark film? June 2017, apparently. I had high hopes for 47 Meters Down,…
It Comes at Night [Review by SpecialK]
I’ll never forget my first English class. I mean my first real English class. I’m not talking about when your…
Wonder Woman [Review by Haus]
After last year’s double throat-punch to hero films — the rambling Suicide Squad, and the interminable and downright dismal Batman v.…
Alien: Covenant [Review by SpecialK]
The setting? The far reaches of space, of course. The characters? A loveable bunch of couples with far too much…
Baywatch [Review by Haus]
You may not know that the original Baywatch TV series was canned after just one season on NBC. It wasn’t until its…