Keeping Up With The Joneses is a middling, bothersome, unfunny and largely pointless little movie that exists for no clear reason and…
ParsingHaus REVIEWS
Ouija: Origin of Evil [Review by SpecialK]
Call me superstitious, religious, or just plain crazy, but I’ll never, ever play with a Ouija board. Like, ever. Luckily,…
Inferno [Review by Haus]
Dan Brown‘s wildly successful fiction has always seemed something of a devil’s bargain to me. Sure, his runaway thrillers promise fun alongside a sort of…
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back [Review by Haus]
Mysteries abound on our planet. Why did Homo sapiens prevail over Homo neanderthalensis? Who will decode the Zodiac letters? Why is Kate McKinnon such…
The Accountant [Review by Haus]
In The Accountant, Ben Affleck plays a dead-eyed, ground-staring autistic numbers man (yes, the titular one) with some big-league underworld…
Shin Godzilla [Review by Haus]
I’ve never been a big fan of the pedigree Godzilla films — they seemed suited to convey their key message in about ten…