The original 1987 RoboCop is great. It’s one of the first movies I remember being really excited to see, and…
ParsingHaus REVIEWS
Philomena [Review by Haus]
I walked into Philomena tonight knowing only that it’s a best picture nominee, the only one I’d not yet seen. Shameful,…
Rush: Review by Haus
Fade in. Engines roar, and I’m at once uneasy: Does Ron Howard get it? Rush is one of the most…
Safe Haven [Review by Haus]
Safe Haven is a rare breed: A film so bad it’s actually sort of good. It’s a cliche, I know,…
Side Effects [Review by Haus]
Side Effects is a splendid film. It’s a thriller at its heart, so you’ll find no spoiling here. I knew…
Top Films of 2012 [Annual Roundup by Haus]
Amid building Oscar heat and Golden Globes somewhat-above-ambient-warmth, I present the list you’ve really been waiting for: Haus’s no-BS assessment of the…